No Wire Hangers Shirt

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NO… WIRE… HANGERS! What’s wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you NO WIRE HANGERS, EVER?! I work and work ’til I’m half-dead, and I hear people say, "She’s getting old." And what do I get? A daughter… who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her… as she cares about me! WHAT’S WIRE HANGERS DOING IN THIS CLOSET?! ANSWER ME! I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag! You do! $300 dress on a wire hanger? We’ll see how many you’ve got, if they’re hidden somewhere! We’ll see! We’ll see! Get out of that bed. All of this is coming out! Out…out…out…out!!! You got any more? We’re gonna see how many wire hangers you’ve got in your closet! [throws items out of Christina’s closet onto the floor despite Christina’s protests, and soon discovers a second dress on a wire hanger] A wi… wire hanger! WHY?! WHY?!!!! Christina, get out of that bed. Get out of that bed! You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood……and you don’t care if your clothes get stretched out from wire hangers?! And your room looks like some $2-a-week furnished room in some two-bit back street town in Oklahoma! Get up! Clean up this mess!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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 SMLXL
Length (inches)2829 ¼30 ¼31 ¼
Width (inches)18202224