Are you ready to learn business the Melon way? At Thornton Melon School of Business, you’re going to learn what it takes to own a business empire. We’ll teach you how to grease local politicians so you can bypass zoning problems, teamster negotiations, carpenter kickbacks, building inspector bribes, and long term waste disposal. Class enrollment is very limited, but if you tell them Lou sent you, you’ll get right in.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
